The smells!

Ok.. so if it isn't poop.. it's farkin' drag swabs.. argh.. and that's like.. chick poop.. eww..

What is up with bacteria and their need to reside in poop-ish places..

Then.. if they didn't i wouldn't have to bother with smelly stuff.. and i'd be sweet smelling all the live-long day...

Argh..

Good thing I bring body spray now.. cuz ewwy nasty!

Hmm.. three o'clock.. two more hours of work.. and then.. it's the weekend.. i wish it were the other way around.. that.. work was only two days a week.. and the weekend lasted five.. then everyone would be well rested.. broke.. but well rested..

And no one would be stressed..

And no one would depend on caffeine..

And no one would drive tired..

And the world will be a much peaceful place..

Cuz everyone would be alert and listening.. and there would be no misunderstandings.. and no wars becasue there would be no misunderstandings.. and everyone would be more pleasant.. so there would be no need for fighting to get your point accross..

OMG.. i think I just figured out how to achieve world peace!!

Sweet!